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the smartest thing that drunk stuart does is email possibly outlandish tweets to himself so that sober stuart
The smartest thing that drunk Stuart does is email possibly outlandish tweets to himself so that sober Stuart can vet them.
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never forget that there s enough wealth in this country to end poverty tomorrow it s our duty to elect people
Never forget that there's enough wealth in this country to end poverty tomorrow. It's our duty to elect people who will make that happen.
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welcomes we ve got tickets enter below rt enter
.@bottomofthehill welcomes @QuitaPenas_IE +@buyepongo we've got t#FREEickets! Enter below! *RT

Enter 👉🏾

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.@thebandconbrio performs a show with @MidtownSocial @lyricsborn @AugustHall and we have #FREE tickets! Enter to win! *RT* and

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id rather sew my foreskin back on by myself than entertain the thought that realdonaldtrump is the savior of t
I’d rather sew my foreskin back on, by myself, than entertain the thought that @realDonaldTrump is the “savior of the Jews”
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bernie s coming back to san francisco
Bernie's coming back to San Francisco!!
https://t.co/QY6YrRvFrL
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my roommate got a nintendo classic mini that has 30 games so this is my life for the foreseeable future and im
My roommate got a Nintendo Classic Mini that has 30 games, so this is my life for the foreseeable future. And I’m cool with that.
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hitting all of these in one might makes you a legend
Hitting all of these in one might makes you a legend.
https://t.co/1gElAbOfD5
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simply put anyone who still supports realdonaldtrump is a bad person
Simply put: anyone who still supports @realDonaldTrump is a bad person.
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you sure are lucky you inherited the economy that the obama admin built
You sure are lucky you inherited the economy that the Obama Admin built.

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wanna help keep art alive if your friend writes a book buy it if your friend is in a band buy tix to the show
Wanna help keep art alive?

If your friend writes a book, buy it.

If your friend is in a band, buy tix to the show or a shirt.

If your friend is an actor, go to their play.

The $10 you spend might mean 2 less coffees for you but it means the WORLD to the creator.
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so they made a candle that smells like weed and urine
So they made a candle that smells like weed and urine?
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nike uses sweatshop labor americans meh nike uses colin kaepernick as their new spokesperson americans im neve
“Nike uses sweatshop labor”

Americans: “meh”

“Nike uses Colin Kaepernick as their new spokesperson”

Americans: “I’m never buying Nike again”
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we should stop celebrating the philanthropic efforts of millionaires and billionaires if they paid their fair
We should stop celebrating the philanthropic efforts of millionaires and billionaires.

If they paid their fair share of taxes, we wouldn’t have to fund these things with philanthropy.
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my friends kid is donating her old clothes to a younger girl who lost everything in the her little note might
My friends' kid is donating her old clothes to a younger girl who lost everything in the #NorthBayFires. Her little note might make you cry.
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in which i explain why we should all be boycotting the nfl shout out to for first calling this out
In which I explain why we should all be boycotting the NFL.
Shout out to for first calling this out.
https://t.co/nzysy0qSC7
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leonard cohen didn t put out his 1st album till he was in his 30s write hallelujah till his 50s amp play stadi
Leonard Cohen didn't put out his 1st album till he was in his 30s, write "Hallelujah" till his 50s & play stadiums till his 70s.

So just know that you can do the things you dream of. You're not on anyone's time table but your own.
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you want proof that capitalism is a horrific exploitative system walk through soma or the tenderloin or the mi
You want proof that capitalism is a horrific, exploitative system? Walk through SoMa or the Tenderloin or the Mission.

This is one of the richest cities in one of the richest countries in history.

If capitalism is so good, why has it discarded so many people?
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now this is a wall i support
Now this is a wall I support.
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wanna help keep art alive if your friend writes a book buy it if your friend is in a band buy tix to the show
Wanna help keep art alive?

If your friend writes a book, buy it.

If your friend is in a band, buy tix to the show or a shirt.

If your friend is an actor, go to their play.

The $10 you spend might mean 2 less coffees for you but it means the WORLD to the creator.
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