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In centuries to come, archaeologists digging through the embers of our civilisation will happen across this interview and conclude, not without justification, that Mr Motivator was the man who led us out of our darkest hour.
Left: @Robert href='/s/Buckland'>Buckland today advising that due to “the govt’s advice on social distancing” he is cancelling his surgery. Right: Mr Buckland just now telling us that three quarters of Crown Court trials have to continue as normal in our filthy unsanitary courts.
I’d be interested in seeing a Venn Diagram of people hoarding basic supplies, people blithely going out to pubs and cafes as “it’s just a bit of flu”, and people who deserve to be repeatedly punched on the nose. Reckon it’s pretty close to a circle.
Dear @RobertBuckland. This is how jurors are feeling. This man, and hundreds like him, is expected to make a decision affecting someone’s liberty. How on earth can this be fair to anybody involved?
BAD TAKES: ❌”Why on earth is the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom getting tested for this dangerous disease?” ❌”Ha ha, he’s infected!” ❌”WHO ELSE HAS HE DELIBERATELY INFECTED THE CALLOUS SWINE??” *** APPROPRIATE TAKE: ✅”Let’s hope he recovers soon.” Come on, Twitter