Ashley Parker

Ashley Parker


I remain skeptical about Twitter. Also: White House reporter for @washingtonpost. @MSNBC and @NBCNews political analyst. And @nytimes alum.

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The latest Lev Parnas disclosures underscore how Giuliani's murky shadow campaign with Ukraine ultimately overtook and devoured official U.S. foreign policy. My latest w @PostRoz  + @PaulSonne .

Today, perhaps feeling benevolent that his not-even-released Trump book w @CarolLeonnig  is already #1  on Amazon and JUST received an NYT rave, @PhilipRucker  offered me his second beef empanada that he was too full to eat. BUT ALAS, I'D ALREADY HAD TWO!

“You’re a bunch of dopes and babies.” Inside Trump’s stunning tirade against generals, from the new “A Very Stable Genius” excerpt you’ve been waiting for, by @PhilipRucker  + @CarolLeonnig .

Peak my sister: Spots book she loaned me literally a week ago on my coffee table. Exclaims, “Wait, you’re reading ‘Nothing To See Here’ too? No way! I just finished it.” Pauses, raises eyebrow. 👁

“First time, ever!” declares my dad, proudly, revealing his Nike Air sweatpants held up by a leather belt.

I can’t decide which is more dumb: What all my Twitter friends are apparently watching, or what my husband is watching — a DVRed version of the Titans/Chiefs game (having taken insane pains to avoid all spoilers). Nor can I decide which result will be less satisfying...

My daughter’s most consistent first word is shaping up to be “uh-oh,” which somehow feels... appropriate.

The Parker/Bender household tonight, somehow, as modeled by our own very stable genius. Cc: @PhilipRucker ⁩ @CarolLeonnig ⁩ (Also: We may singlehandedly be responsible for the book shortage...).

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“Our movement is built on love,” Trump says, just seconds — literally mere seconds — after insulting a protestor by saying he has “a weight problem.”

"Do the women get to talk around here?" Nancy Pelosi asked at one point, during Wednesday's White House dinner.

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Scott. Pruitt. Used. His. Government. Position. To. Try. To. Score. His. Wife. A. Chick-Fil-A. Franchise. That is all.

This is false. Don Jr. only revealed his emails once he learned the NYT already had them, in an attempt to pre-empt the story.

“Son of a bitch.” “Hell.” “Barack Obama’s ass.” This is a heckuva rally for The Pences to watch from the wings, straightfaced and barely blinking

Let this be instructive for the next time the president falsely claims “fake news” or fake sources... HE IS LITERALLY DENYING A SENIOR OFFICIAL WHO GAVE A WHITE HOUSE-SANCTIONED BACKGROUND BRIEFING. I am now returning to my regularly scheduled Memorial Day weekend...

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