Pale, awkward and very very small. Form an orderly queue, gents.
My favorite thing about the #Cats trailer is that it didn’t awaken anything (new) in me, sexually. So. Phew.
There must be SO much elevator security cam footage of me with headphones on, where I get in, wait for the doors to close, and then immediately bust a move like I’m headlining fucking Coachella.
I told BTS that their fans are very passionate and when they saw I’d be sitting with them, they told me to look out for them. So if they need a snack or whatever, I’m on it. 👍🏻 #GRAMMYs
Dear Yahoo: how do I get to this timeline where I've slept with Enrique Iqlesias please and thank you.
"Locker room banter" implies "C'mon, this is how men talk about women." Like it's to be expected. That's the grossest part of all.
No. No. Fuck this shit. Carrie Fisher is a fucking legend and this is bullshit.