Reporter for @courtnewsuk occasionally found on @thetottenhamway. If you've misbehaved and want me to write about it, do get in touch.
Hearing that Paul Gascoigne’s just turned up at the White House with a fishing rod, four cans of lager and a bucket of chlorinated chicken.
Congratulations to JVT, who has followed in the footsteps of Kelsey Grammer to front his own more highbrow spin-off.
My sketch on PMQs: Boris Johnson and Joe Biden are completely fine, please stop asking