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A Canadian company has bought Rubik's Cube. Then they tried it once, got mad, & threw it in some drawer.
Trick-or-treaters are being advised to wear their face masks under their Halloween masks, for kids who are willing to suffocate in the name of candy.
A dog in Kitchener tested positive for COVID-19. Contact tracing is being conducted on all buttholes in proximity.
Trudeau says the COVID-19 pandemic “really sucks” and also that Canada’s relationship with China “totes blows.”
Trump says there is “no political necessity” for Canada to be in NAFTA. Canada responds that there’s no political necessity for Trump to be in the White House.