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9 year old king was underfed never saw a vet still loves everybody theyll kill him today licked the hand of th
9-YEAR OLD KING WAS UNDERFED, NEVER SAW A VET, STILL LOVES EVERYBODY. THEY’LL KILL HIM TODAY. Licked the hand of the pound officer. Greets all warmly. Plays frisbee. Why are we killing King #67924? Pledges via @chortletown can get a Rescue/F/A PLEASE RT
Keith Olbermann
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spot loves attention and people theyll kill him today because he hates the cage perfect grades a big ball of l
SPOT LOVES ATTENTION AND PEOPLE. THEY’LL KILL HIM TODAY BECAUSE HE HATES THE CAGE. Perfect grades (“a big ball of love”); freaked out by bars. Dumped for digging in the yard! Spot #65636 needs pledges via @chortletown to get a Rescue, F/A. PLEASE RT
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maloneys been branded fearful that may get him killed today the officer who brought him in said he was friendl
MALONEY’S BEEN BRANDED “FEARFUL.” THAT MAY GET HIM KILLED TODAY. The officer who brought him in said he was friendly. Assessors, volunteers agree. But he gets scared - so he dies? Maloney #67947 needs pledges via @chortletown for Rescue, F/A PLEASE RT
Keith Olbermann
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after 6 years his human suddenly decided leo was aggressive he dies today hes fine with dogs and cats but 22 p
AFTER 6 YEARS HIS HUMAN SUDDENLY DECIDED LEO WAS “AGGRESSIVE.” HE DIES TODAY. He’s fine with dogs and cats, but 22-pound Leo #68908 is afraid of people. Instead of killing him, he needs pledges via @chortletown for training by a Rescue. PLEASE RT LEO!
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luna will die today because of a vague bit dog history she is friendly with dogs in the shelter on walks loves
LUNA WILL DIE TODAY BECAUSE OF A VAGUE “BIT DOG HISTORY.” She is friendly with dogs in the shelter. On walks. Loves kids, adults, being pet. But for a rumored bite, they may kill Luna #63853. Needs our pledges via @chortletown for Rescue, F/A. PLEASE RT
Keith Olbermann
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were going to kill champion today because he tried to save his human owner hospitalized loyal terrified champi
WE’RE GOING TO KILL CHAMPION TODAY BECAUSE HE TRIED TO SAVE HIS HUMAN? Owner hospitalized; loyal, terrified, Champion #68053 broke out of the basement and nipped someone. He deserves not death but our pledges via @chortletown for a Rescue. PLEASE RT!
Keith Olbermann
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after 6 years his human suddenly decided leo was aggressive he dies today cute leo 68908s fine with dogs cats
AFTER 6 YEARS HIS HUMAN SUDDENLY DECIDED LEO WAS “AGGRESSIVE.” HE DIES TODAY. Cute Leo #68908’s fine with dogs, cats, but the 22-pounder is afraid of some people. Instead of killing him, he needs pledges via @chortletown for Rescue, training. PLEASE RT LEO!
Keith Olbermann
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they broke troys teeth a kid pulled his ears daily he didnt mind he may die today gentle walks nicely suffers
THEY BROKE TROY’S TEETH, A KID PULLED HIS EARS DAILY. HE DIDN’T MIND. HE MAY DIE TODAY. Gentle, walks nicely, suffers kids gladly. Dumped by the “humans” to whom he remained loyal. Pledges for Troy #67702 via @chortletown can find a Rescue/F/A PLEASE RT
Keith Olbermann
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mills is on death row today for resisting arrest it is in the report he loves people jumps up on them loves to
MILLS IS ON DEATH ROW TODAY FOR RESISTING ARREST. It is in the report! He loves people, jumps up on them, loves too much. Was scared by police and cage. Mills #68125 needs TRAINING NOT DEATH. Our pledges via @chortletown can find him a Rescue. PLEASE RT
Keith Olbermann
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spot loves attention and people theyll kill him today because he hates the cage perfect grades a big ball of l
SPOT LOVES ATTENTION AND PEOPLE. THEY’LL KILL HIM TODAY BECAUSE HE HATES THE CAGE. Perfect grades (“a big ball of love”); freaked out by bars. Dumped for digging in the yard! Spot #65636 needs pledges via @chortletown to get a Rescue, F/A. PLEASE RT

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Keith Olbermann
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dosomethingaboutpuertoricoyousonofabitch
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please rt if you agree the cabinet must invoke the 25th amendment today and immediately remove realdonaldtrump
Please RT if you agree the cabinet must invoke the 25th Amendment, TODAY, and immediately remove @realDonaldTrump from the presidency.
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you and potus can go fuck yourselves you racist nazi fucks
You and @Potus can go fuck yourselves, you racist Nazi fucks.
Keith Olbermann
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he killed himself you baboon
He killed himself, you baboon
Keith Olbermann
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what omits is that the files are scheduled by law to be released this thursday its like hes declared today is
What omits is that the files are scheduled, by law, to be released this Thursday. It’s like he’s declared today is Saturday
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the hurricane is going to do less damage to schools than you are motherfucker
The hurricane is going to do less damage to schools than you are, Motherfucker
Keith Olbermann
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watch pls rt if you agree his cabinet must invoke the 25th amendment to remove realdonaldtrump asap 25ththe45t
Watch; pls RT if you agree his cabinet must invoke the 25th Amendment to remove @realDonaldTrump ASAP #25thThe45th
Keith Olbermann
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you just denied health care to rape victims go fuck yourself
You just denied health care to rape victims. Go fuck yourself.
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it took you three days it lasted 40 seconds you never said domestic terrorism fuck you realdonaldtrump
It took you three days. It lasted 40 seconds. You never said "domestic terrorism."

Fuck you, @realdonaldtrump
Keith Olbermann
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but her emails
But her emails
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