Politeness gets you a long way. Dig yourself out of the hole with a classic Keanu-style earnest compliment. Example: “My most resplendent and non-bogus friend... you’re breathtaking!”
Dear #FargoStreetFair your crafts are resplendent and winsome but does no one purvey a bratwurst or sone damn curds?
New DNA analyses has confirmed that a resplendentViking warrior grave belonged to a woman