Germans cry foul as Matt Hancock claims BREXIT meant the UK beat the EU to approve coronavirus vaccine
✨ 24 doors, 24 surprises - Germans traditionally shorten the waiting time until #Christmas with Advent calendars. In the small town of Gengenbach in the Black Forest, the world's largest house Advent calendar is lit up again: with 24 pictures of the Little Prince.
Elon Musk has won over many Germans. Labor unions sense an existential threat via @BW
Turkish FM Çavuşoğlu seemed irritated and accused the U.S. of supporting terrorist organizations. (He added that the Germans are the fair mediators in the alliance, not the U.S.)
What do Germans call three eggs in a row? Ei, ei, ei. 🥚🥚🥚 My contribution to the scotch egg debate. You're welcome.
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans no longer always win. Previous version is confined to history.
If you ever wondered how the Germans simply went about their business, now you know.
Football is a simple game, 22 men chase the ball for 82 minutes and the Germans get a player sent off so 21 men chase the ball for 13 minutes and at the end the Germans somehow fucking win.
Travel advisory: Germans in Canada should exercise a high degree of empathy. Be nice, don’t gloat, give hugs, buy rounds of hot chocolate. Just imagine how you would feel if Canada beat us in soccer ? ?? ❤️ ?? #CANGER
It seems the Germans spend their time practicing football rather than getting tattoos and stupid hair cuts. A lesson for England perhaps.