Donny Dollhands couldn’t afford more than $750 in taxes that first year due to overspending on hookers.
From the ‘Blackmail & Extortion Wing’ of the Trump Presidential Library: Historians determine Donny Dollhands used kompromat to transform Ted Cruz from formidable opponent into a feeble, swag-bellied, insufferable sycophant. In plain sight. #BelieveYourOwnEyes ???
Donny Dollhands is tweeting like a very innocent stable genius (again). More accurately, he’s making Dan Scavino Jr. tweet a torrent of garbage because Donny is literally a tweet dictator and Danny is a robot with no brain. I pray he sprains a thumb.
Donny Dollhands is so forgetful. Dude literally wrote the book on erratic behaviour, increasingly frenzied commentary, and wild outbursts on the internet. Sad!
Donny Dollhands’ scheme to send an “emergency” spam to every phone in America is on hold. It’s been said a million ways, but a man who can’t be trusted with a cell phone has NO BUSINESS running a superpower.