Planters resolved the untimely death of their longstanding mascot Mr. Peanut by ... reincarnating him into a roly-poly, so very marketable little Baby Nut
what is going on with Kraft marketing? First they kill Mr Peanut, now they are mixing up mac and cheese with parental sex lives.
I had a similar objection to the first Mr. Peanut commercial. People were talking about Mr. Peanut but all I could think was "there's no way that Mr. Peanut falling would actually save Matt Walsh and Wesley Snipes too." I need to take commercials less literally.
The rebirth of Mr. Peanut was a cause for celebration on Monday in Wilkes-Barre, the place where the Planters icon got his start.
Planters sacrificing Mr. Peanut off the mountain. #RIPPeanut O_/ _/| __)\ ` \ ? /\ /**\ /\ /****\ / \ / \ /** \ / /\ / \ / / \ / \
i have a south park avi. my bio is an arrested development quote. i’ve replied “Don’t you mean Superb Owl?” 27 times and “But is it a sandwich?” 107 times. i care about the mr. peanut thing. i support pete buttegieg. i am legion
Talk about adding insult to injury. Not only has Mr. Peanut died but I heard democrats were considering calling him as a witness in the impeachment hearings. Apparently he heard some juicy stuff at a small bar in Uraine. RIP