Millennials aren't just reading horoscopes, they're learning their birth charts, which explain the position of all planets at the moment someone is born. 🌚🌌 "We look to the sky to see what is happening, what mark it has made. " -- @chaninicholas
"Millennials self-report more stress and less certainty about their future than any generation before them " -- @Cosmopolitan editor-in-chief @Jessica_Pels tells @vladduthiersCBS 72% of Cosmopolitan's readers check their horoscope *every day.*
'Is co-living the answer to millennials’ housing prayers? After spending a night in London’s latest communal development, I hope not.' — writes Lucy Watson
Millennials are moving to suburbs like Arlington in search of 'hipsturbia'
horror movie where millennials manage to buy a house but it’s haunted by the ghosts of all the things millennials have killed “what was that?” “oh my god Jessica it’s GOLF”
The Boomer generation needed just 306 hours of minimum wage work to pay for four years of public college. Millennials need 4,459. The economy today is rigged against working people and young people. That is what we are going to change.
My wife went straight savage in Waitrose. Fuck you, Doris, and your hatred of tattooed millennials.
"Millennials," the old man scoffed, throwing his cigarette butt into the community park.
Only 23% of Millennials regularly vote but 60% of Boomers do. Millennials— We don’t let our grandparents choose our music. We don’t let our grandparents pick our style. We don’t let our grandparents choose where we live. Why are we letting our grandparents decide our future?