Today for my job, I wrote a story about a viral cow dunking on a congressman who sued over a human centipede meme, then Larry the Cable Guy tweeted at me to shut up and "eat a pot chocolate" because I wrote about his part in a presidential QAnon tweet is the LSD working yet
Devin Nunes suing twitter because someone made a post suggesting that he is the caboose of a human centipede is awesome and I hope the media covers it appropriately
The things I'd do to One Direction would make the human centipede look like a conga at Butlins
The way Trump's sentences connect one to the next is very Human Centipede.
Whose ass do I have to kiss to get in the new Human Centipede movie.
If a mad surgeon ever makes you and two of your friends into a human centipede, always choose the front end if you get first pic. #advice
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