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friend: are u okay
me: yeah
friend: but your tweets...
me:
friend: are u okay
me: yeah
friend: but your tweets...
me:
I have no idea what this is but retweet https://t.co/MgCT7McxKJ
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" What you so maadddd for? I'm not ya girl, remember ? "
' What you so maadddd for? I'm not ya girl, remember ? '
"i dont think you're gonna be able to turn this 58 into a 90 in 6 weeks"
'i dont think you're gonna be able to turn this 58 into a 90 in 6 weeks'
Me trynna see who the hell you think you talkin to... https://t.co/JUMnvCM7r5
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me trying to better my mental health: https://t.co/GhuAflKaqJ
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me at 9pm: im sleeping early tonight
me at 2 am: https://t.co/QJd6nj5NoW
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me after having a five minute conversation with a drunk girl im meeting for the first time https://t.co/YYb0at5RmT
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when they havent texted u all day & when they finally do u ask what theyve been up to & they say 'just chilling wb…
when they havent texted u all day & when they finally do u ask what theyve been up to & they say 'just chilling wb…
we all scream for ice cream
we all scream for ice cream
taking applications for a waiter
taking applications for a waiter
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