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please help identify the lamp thing
Please help identify the lamp thing.
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this morning we witnessed a real life cartoon at an intersection 2 cars hit p much head on car 1s whole front
This morning we witnessed a real life cartoon. At an intersection 2 cars hit p much head on. Car 1’s whole front assembly falls straight off into the steeet. Car 2 SWERVES, LAUNCHES off the sidewalk, PLOWS through a sign and SLAMS into a tree. Car 2 driver gets out & goes like
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shes ignoring me week to week theres nobody here guess its just me
She’s ignoring me. Week to week.
There’s nobody here. Guess it’s just me.
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still confused why they had a bunch of those obstacles thorned with dragon glass inside the walls of winterfel
still confused why they had a bunch of those obstacles thorned with dragon glass INSIDE the walls of winterfell. also why do i dislike dany even more lately? and what the hell all of a sudden ghost shows back up?!
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jaime its weird that ive been making sex to my sister for like years now jon snow man same i just found out im
Jaime: It’s weird that I’ve been making sex to my sister for like years now...
Jon Snow: Man same I just found out I’m sleeping with my aunt!
Tormund, drunk: I wAs rAiSeD oN a gIaNT’s NipPle sInCe I wAS TEN YEARs OLD!!
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theres really no spoiling game of thrones so far this season because absolutely nothing has happened would you
There’s really no spoiling Game of Thrones so far this season because ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAS HAPPENED! “Would you like a drink?” “No thanks I’ll sit by the fire.” “Anyone want to sing a campfire song?” “Not me.” “Nah.” “Nope.” Podrick: “Nationwide is on your side...”
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folks
Folks....
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also i used mattvogelphoto presets in lightroom to make it all cool and edgy original looked like this
Also, I used @mattvogelphoto presets in Lightroom to make it all cool and edgy. Original looked like this.

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spooky jim halloween
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oh great a female doctor who what next female real doctors female pilots female scientists female sisters and
Oh great a female Doctor Who. What next? Female real doctors? Female pilots? Female scientists? Female sisters and mothers? Female WOMEN?!
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today is the 182nd day of the year happy blink 182 day let s make this last forever
Today is the 182nd day of the year. Happy blink-182 day. Let's make this last forever.
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blink 182 life for life
blink-182 life. For life.
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if we allow a female to become president what s next female doctors female race car drivers female mothers fem
If we allow a female to become president, what's next? Female doctors? Female race car drivers? Female mothers?! Female women?!
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so the other day i was like hey whatever happened to the jonas brothers made a few calls yada yada here we are
So the other day I was like “Hey whatever happened to the Jonas Brothers?” Made a few calls, yada yada, here we are. You’re welcome, people. I’m calling Gerard next. I got a feeling that in 2019-2020 I can make this one happen as well. Same with your divorced parents. Hit me up.
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if you want to be my lover 1 get with my friends 2 make it last forever 3 turn the lights off 4 carry me home
if you want to be my lover:
1) get with my friends
2) make it last forever
3) turn the lights off
4) carry me home
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roses are red violets are blue garlic bread blink 182
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garlic bread
blink-182
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twice today i saw people wearing blink 182 t shirts and said hey cool shirt and got looked at like yeah whatev
Twice today I saw people wearing blink-182 t-shirts and said "hey cool shirt!" and got looked at like "yeah whatever you old space garbage!"
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girl at the rock show what me
Girl at the rock show: What?
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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i m gonna put this to rest josh dun is a good friend of mine and he barely reaches 5 5 if that for reference i
I'm gonna put this to rest. Josh Dun is a good friend of mine and he BARELY reaches 5' 5", if that. For reference, I'm 6' 2".
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