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Lesley Abravanel
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it s hard for me to choose between my favorite hillarys but sarcastic hillary may be my favest shh don t tell
@HillaryClinton @AndrewGillumI @realDonaldTrumpt's hard for me to choose between my favorite Hillarys, but Sarcastic Hillary may be my favest. Shh, don't tell the others. #StillWithYou
Lesley Abravanel
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once again winsthe internet florida and the country lost big time by not having these two in their rightful pl
Once again @HillaryClinton wins—the Internet. Florida and the country lost big time by not having these two in their rightful places in office. @AndrewGillum
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trumps 16 billion farm bailout criticized at the wto the new us farm subsidy package will throw a dark shadow
Trump’s $16 Billion Farm Bailout Criticized at the WTO: The new U.S. farm subsidy package will throw a dark shadow over efforts to negotiate fairer WTO rules" #AnybodyButTrump2020
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how much of that will go to pay off another porn star your persimmon pol pot probed with no protection anybody
How much of that will go to pay off another porn star your Persimmon Pol Pot probed with no protection? #AnybodyButTrump2020
Lesley Abravanel
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you are like the high school dropout who hangs out at school telling the same story over and over again to the
@realDonaldTrump You are like the high school dropout who hangs out at school telling the same story over and over again to the younger, gullible kids bc those who moved on won't listen to you. @HillaryClinton's guilty of nothing. You're the criminal & disgrace to our country. #AnybodyButTrump
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if you didn t obstruct justice at least 10 times and played it straight you may have been up in the polls but
@realDonaldTrump If you didn't obstruct justice at least 10 times and played it straight, you **may** have been up in the polls, but that's doubtful because you are an incompetent, crooked ignoramus, a syphilitic slug shitting on our democracy. Economy sucks too. You must go. #AnybodyButTrump2020
Lesley Abravanel
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the american president is a criminal anbodybuttrump2020
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT IS A #CRIMINAL! #AnbodyButTrump2020
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no you catatonic con artist the majority of the american people are unhappy with having a criminal for a presi
@realDonaldTrump No, you catatonic con artist, the majority of the American people are unhappy with having a criminal for a "president. " So after almost 3 years, it's time to hold your felonious ass accountable. This is called CHECKS AND BALANCES. American History 101. You are demented. Resign.
Lesley Abravanel
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they dont call it floriduh for nothing
They don’t call it #Floriduh for nothing. 🤦🏻‍♀️
Lesley Abravanel
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how much of that money is russian or saudi arabian raised 20 million of legit money you are a demented crimina
@realDonaldTrump How much of that money is Russian or Saudi Arabian? @JoeBiden raised $20 million of legit money. You are a demented criminal. And you're losing. Resign.

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Lesley Abravanel
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omg my husband just called and said remember that picture i texted you of that crazy trump van that delivered
OMG. My husband just called and said "Remember that picture I texted you of that crazy Trump van that delivered lunch to my office? THAT WAS THE GUY!" This is the picture he sent me of the van parked at his office on November 1, 2017. #FloridaMan
Lesley Abravanel
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france s ambassador to the us puts trump in his place
France's ambassador to the US puts Trump in his place.
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thread president donald j trump you do not have my permission please do not use the murder of my daughter to f
THREAD: President Donald J. Trump, you do not have my permission. Please do not use the murder of my daughter to further your agenda to discredit the Russian investigation. My family and I have not even heard from you since this happened.
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my husband took the picture but wont allow you guys to use it because you arent a reliable source of whats goi
My husband took the picture but won’t allow you guys to use it because you aren’t a reliable source of what’s going on in our country today. Sorry!
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thank you realdonaldtrump for already creating jobs my friend is being paid to be a seat filler at your inaugu
Thank you @realDonaldTrump for already creating jobs! My friend is being paid to be a seat filler at your Inauguration! #TuesdayMotivation
Lesley Abravanel
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i just drove past those people lining the roadamp cheered them on they were protesting you you can t read the
I just drove past those people lining the road& cheered them on. They were protesting you. You can't read the signs
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opinion mueller just told the world trump is a criminal now congress must impeach him impeachdonaldtrumpnow
Opinion: Mueller just told the world Trump is a criminal. Now congress must impeach him #ImpeachDonaldTrumpNOW
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a federal judge said it was simply not fathomable that a congress that is constitutionally authorized to remov
A federal judge said it was "simply not fathomable" that a Congress that is constitutionally authorized to remove a president did not have the power to investigate him. #ImpeachmentInquiryNow
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just look outside your window instead its lovely in london today
@realDonaldTrump @ATTJ @CNNust look outside your window instead. It’s lovely in London today. h #TrumpsAnInternationalDisgracettps://t.co/mw1QHf1dog
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a note saying jews will burn was found on the locker of a jewish 6th grader in ct this is trumps amerikkka
A note saying “Jews will burn” was found on the locker of a Jewish 6th grader in CT. This is Trump’s AmeriKKKa
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