+Unfriendly reminder that @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS could save about $182,500,000 a year just by living in the same mansion.
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Sometimes men say, "I just love that you have a brain." And I'm all, like, "Silly goose, did you forget that women are human beings again?!"
Just kidding, I'd kick his ass.
Just got scared in the bathroom and thought, "If Martin Shkreli kills me right now, at least the world will know I died washing my face."
[a white feminism camp fire]

Then she realized she was alone and

*holds up flashlight, all gasp*

SHE DIDN'T HAVE A HAIR TIE

*all scream*
Maxine Waters 2020 tbh
I'm speaking at Colby. They've informed me that Martin Shkreli is threatening to attend, and that they've enlisted additional security. 🙄
"Brett wyd" is actually our whole dynamic in a nutshell
I'm not gonna explain these tweets to you guys. Sometimes the tweets are FOR ME.
Find Anne Hathaway Charming Again
There are NO GOOD THINGS about Trump*

*Except that his win made realize my hatred of Anne Hathaway was internalized misogyny!!!
Bill O'Reilly is an anti-intellectual bigot, but if we're discounting politicians on account of their hair:
Bill O'Reilly is an anti-intellectual bigot, but if we're discounting politicians on account of their hair:
The headline should clearly be "WOMEN ARE OBJECTS."
The headline should clearly be 'WOMEN ARE OBJECTS.'
Sexism is so blinding that THIS IS NOT EVEN A PUN
Sexism is so blinding that THIS IS NOT EVEN A PUN
Thinking about starting a group of student mentees that could double as a small yet mighty feminist army. Stay tuned.
The Devin Nunes riddle of sources is a shameful farce. He should step down from his Intel chairmanship, or at least have to wear a silly hat
Inspired by Devin Nunes, I will now be calling all of my workplace gossip "intelligence"
Can't believe I was on a flight when Twitter found a way to be United
I know I'm feeling emotionally vulnerable when my musical taste becomes almost exclusively "men born in the '40s" (Neil, Eric, Elton, BILLY)
@Smorgasboredom Happy birthday officially for all to see I hope this is you right now
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.@nytimes Are the tiny hands in this infographic drawn to scale?
.@nytimes Are the tiny hands in this infographic drawn to scale?
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