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Award-winning & -losing freelance journalist!!! Tweets are my own and do not reflect the views of Clay Aiken. lauren.duca@gmail.com

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So grateful to Jared Kushner for bringing peace to the Middle East by texting Mohammad bin Salman on WhatsApp
I don’t believe in a white male god, but if I did, I would hope his voice sounded like @pattonoswalt as Todd from EHarmony
All I want to say is this: My friend tried to convince me to watch "Walter Mitty," and I literally shrieked when I saw the unnerving declaration that this film would be starring BEN STILLER
"Sweetie, you're paying $25 for a gin and tonic" is my new favorite line from a movie
I don't think my dating standards are too high, but I am looking for "synergy on a government level"
Elizabeth Warren made a misstep with her 23andMe nonsense, thus making it rather difficult for her to run against someone who has literally never made a mistake before
THE LINE FOR THE MEN’S ROOM IS MUCH LONGER THAN THE LINE FOR THE WOMEN’S ROOM AT SOCCER MOMMY FEMINISM HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
Total(1) => 0.1023120880127 f_f_QM(2) => 0.093480110168457 indS(2) => 0.077347040176392 indM(2) => 0.014339208602905 indM_1(2) => 0.0027749538421631 indM_2(2) => 0.00082492828369141 indM_4(2) => 0.0029671192169189 indM_5(2) => 0.00295090675354 indM_6(2) => 0.00092387199401855 indM_7(2) => 0.0023987293243408 indM_8(2) => 0.00086617469787598 f_f_pTL(2) => 0.0077178478240967 f_f_dT(20) => 0.0073690414428711