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Award-winning & -losing freelance journalist!!! Tweets are my own and do not reflect the views of Clay Aiken. lauren.duca@gmail.com
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It is a RESPLENDENT day in New York, folks. Go outside. Throw your phone in the sea and never look back!!!
Well, I am never drinking again until 9 pm tonight
Mood: Starting "Scrubs" from the very beginning
Me coming to terms with my flaws
Me coming to terms with my flaws
"These are some bad tweets."
To maintain the thread, a reminder to choose love in the wake of Manchester 💞 https://t.co/Lkzd2ljMGQ
New York, I love you
New York, I love you
Lmao highly specific, highly accurate
I've updated my resume
I've updated my resume
.@TuckerCarlson Is this tweet political violence y/n
No! (*whispers* Yes, and I was the clear winner.)
Idk, I'm pretty torn between REMEMBER LAUREN DUCA and VIOLENT LEFT TURN https://
Idk, I'm pretty torn between REMEMBER LAUREN DUCA and VIOLENT LEFT TURN https://
Me introducing myself at parties
Me introducing myself at parties
Listen, Frollo can get it
What a sad, little man???
.@yashar Lmao Tucker Carlson is my Helga Pataki
.@WebMD How do I know if I'm addicted to @lorde's hit song "Green Light"
Omg Carina you are truly the expert on this niche brand of asshole
Be the Brendan you wish to see in the world
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