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1,141,024 followers   •   1,477 following   •   Los Angeles   •   http://www.chelseaperetti
One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Hour stand-up special on Netflix. Podcast on itunes. CAPS AREN'T YELLING THEY R ACTION MOVIE LEVEL INTENSITY TWEETING.

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none of my clothes bring me joy id chuck them all
she does it over 48 visits
do i kondo my clothes seems like a lot to pile them on my bed
what pranks do u guys do on set?
“NOT A THROUGH STREET” That’s what YOU think!!! ahahahaha *vrrrrooooommmmmmmm*
EDUCATION IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY
@fred_guttenberg I am so sorry for your loss and inspired by your fight for children. Thank you for your important service to this country and for being a voice for the voiceless in the face of indifference, greed, and aggression
feel like twitter news is just death counts in various locations daily
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