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I like long walks on the beach...and then to be dragged through the sand by an off-road vehicle, and then hurled off a catapult.

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join me when i perform at on sunday september 15 passes are available at
Join me when I perform at @KAABOODELMAR on Sunday, September 15!! @KAABOODELMAR Passes are available at
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hinton oklahoma lookin forward to performing this saturday july 20th at sugar creek casino with my bro gonna b
HINTON, OKLAHOMA!! Lookin’ forward to performing THIS SATURDAY, July 20th at Sugar Creek Casino with my bro @realmikeyoung - @SugarCreek777 -Gonna be a lot a of fun to be sho. Get tickets while you can at—->
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you know you really love someone when you pick them up at the airport thats why am so proud to be an uber driv
You know you really love someone when you pick them up at the airport. That’s why am so proud to be an Uber driver in my spare time.
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i wanna trend so badly this week and so do my testicles
I wanna trend so badly this week. And so do my #testicles
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all that matters is our children weve got to teach them love not hate all children deserve to live in peace an
All that matters is our children. We’ve got to teach them love not hate. All children deserve to live in peace and be loved. There you go, there is my sincere honest comment for the evening.
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hinton oklahoma lookin forward to performing saturday july 20th at sugar creek casino with my bro gonna be a l
HINTON, OKLAHOMA!! Lookin’ forward to performing Saturday, July 20th at Sugar Creek Casino with my bro @realmikeyoung - @SugarCreek777 -Gonna be a lot a of fun to be sho. Get tickets while you can at—->
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im on vacation with my wife and tonight im gonna try to get her to wear my underwear to bed because thats the
I’m on vacation with my wife and tonight, I’m gonna try to get her to wear my underwear to bed, because that’s the only thing that turns me on anymore.
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welcome to the first and possibly last episode of ampcraigshow aka magic in the market so happy to see my dear
Welcome to the first and possibly last episode of #TheBob&CraigShow aka “Magic In the Market.” So happy to see my dear friend @CraigyFerg at his home in Scotland.
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rough day got my penis caught in my zipper problem was it was the zipper of my luggage tumitravel
Rough day. Got my penis caught in my zipper. Problem was it was the zipper of my luggage. @tumitravel
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looking for a fun film with a message to watch this weekend get the app amp download stream my the first origi
Looking for a fun film with a message to watch this weekend? Get the @redbox app & download/stream my @Benjamin_Movie the first @redbox Original and understand “The first step is in admitting everyone else has a problem.” Trailer at:

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i need every bad bitch up in equinox i need to know right now if you re a freak or not
I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.
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the next iphone should have butthole recognition
The next iPhone should have butthole recognition.
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is that a world tour or your girl s tour
Is that a world tour or your girl's tour ?
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oh yeah
Oh yeah.
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i got broads in atlanta twisting dope lean and the fanta credit cards and the scammers hitting the licks in th
I Got Broads In Atlanta
Twisting Dope, Lean, And The Fanta
Credit Cards And The Scammers
Hitting The Licks In The Bando.
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it goes down in the dm it go down it go down in the dm it go down it go down
It goes down in the DM (it go down) It go down in the DM (it go down, it go... down)
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i want to join one direction
I want to join One Direction.
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jumpman jumpman jumpman them boys up to something uh uh uh i think i need some robitussin
Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, them boys up to something
Uh-uh, uh, I think I need some Robitussin.
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no more parties in la please baby no more parties in la uh
No more parties in L.A. Please, baby, no more parties in L.A., uh.
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bitch better have my money
Bitch better have my money.
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