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i m over mueller already on to javanka using private e mail whatsapp for official business any other wh this w
I'm over Mueller already. On to Javanka using private e mail/WhatsApp for official business - any other WH, this wld be a giant scandal, and by this I mean giving WH jobs to these two ninnies. What about Tiffany, does she have a boyfriend? Maybe he can run SpaceForce on Snapchat.
Bill Maher
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i dont need the mueller report to know trump is a traitor i have a tv w repswalwell subpoenamueller
I don’t need the Mueller report to know Trump is a traitor. I have a TV. w/@RepSwalwell #SubpoenaMueller
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trump has tweeted over 170 times that this is a witch hunt and yet there are criminal charges against 34 peopl
Trump has tweeted over 170 times that this is a witch hunt. And yet there are criminal charges against 34 people, including six Trump associates Manafort/Cohen/Flynn/Stone/Papadopoulos and Gates that's a lot of witches.
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Bill Maher
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trump derangement syndrome isnt a real thing so on the rare occasion when trump says something not stupid dont
Trump Derangement Syndrome isn’t a real thing, so, on the rare occasion when Trump says something not stupid, don’t act like you have Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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Bill Maher
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is there anything more unseemly than trump constantly attacking a dead war hero he did it again today always d
Is there anything more unseemly than Trump constantly attacking a dead war hero? He did it again today, always denigrating John McCain - and McCain's widow, Lindsay Graham, says nothing!
Bill Maher
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i see twitter got made because beto s wife didn t talk during his announcement you re right he s a sexist mons
I see Twitter got made because Beto's wife didn't talk during his announcement. You're right, he's a sexist monster, we're better off with Trump. To my FarLeft friends: you're doing it again. Amy can talk or not, her call, but you need to shut the fuck up.
Bill Maher
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happy st patricks day everybody remember he drove the snakes out of ireland and into the white house
Happy St Patrick’s Day everybody!! Remember, he drove the snakes out of Ireland! And into the White House.
Bill Maher
billmaher
trumps tweets are becoming more inscrutable sometimes he seems to assume everyone is watching fox and he need
Trump’s tweets are becoming more inscrutable. Sometimes he seems to assume EVERYONE is watching Fox and he need not tell u what he’s referencing. One day he’ll just write “Fuck yeah!”
Bill Maher
billmaher
on this college admissions scandal everyone is talking about i have shocking news for everyone rich people che
On this college admissions scandal, everyone is talking about. I have shocking news for everyone: rich people cheat, and their kids are fucking stupid. #OperationVarsityBlues
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Bill Maher
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democrats you call yourself the resistance then fight behind enemy lines thats what a resistance does you have
Democrats, you call yourself The Resistance? Then fight behind enemy lines! That’s what a resistance does. You have to get inside the @FoxNews bubble and fight. #Tuckerface
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Bill Maher
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could one reporter one time say to trump when he complains the press is negative and hostile as he s doing rig
Could ONE reporter ONE time say to Trump when he complains the press is negative and hostile (as he's doing right now), "Sir, its because you LIE and we have to report that. Don't lie and we won't be so "negative". ONCE please?
Bill Maher
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what s going on in nc wi and mi is not getting nearly enough attention this let s strip all of the democrats p
What's going on in NC, WI and MI is not getting nearly enough attention - this 'let's strip all of the Democrats' powers before they take office' - they never stop going lower. Media, do. your. fucking. job!!
Bill Maher
billmaher
why cant democrats learn to do what republicans do and just repeat 1 point that seals your case as you said me
Why can’t Democrats learn to do what Republicans do and just repeat 1 point that seals your case, as: “You said Mexico wld pay for the wall”...just say that 1 thing and nothing else till this mess is over! What else needs to be said?
Bill Maher
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message to trump voters vote democrat because as soon as this election is over no one will give a shit about t
Message to Trump voters: Vote Democrat, because as soon as this election is over, no one will give a shit about the caravan. But you'll still have diabetes.
Bill Maher
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don t forget to set clocks back so we get an extra hour of laying in bed staring at the ceiling and wondering
Don't forget to set clocks back so we get an extra hour of laying in bed, staring at the ceiling and wondering how everything turned to shit
Bill Maher
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stop saying both parties are equally to blame for the mess we re in congress isn t broken the republican party
Stop saying both parties are equally to blame for the mess we're in.
Congress isn't broken, the Republican party is broken.
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Bill Maher
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so we find out now the lady who ran the massage parlor where robert kraft got caught is trump s friend who sol
So we find out now the lady who ran the massage parlor where Robert Kraft got caught is Trump's friend who sold access to...I can't. Trump is so dirty, he's even in this RubnTug scandal? I can't. I need a day off.
Bill Maher
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as his speakership winds down and the u s posts the widest nov budget deficit on record let s all reflect on t
As his speakership winds down and the U S posts "the widest Nov budget deficit on record" let's all reflect on the gutless, intellectual fraud that was Paul Ryans's career.
Bill Maher
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before election i told trump voters as soon as its over the caravan will disappear from the newssee and to the
Before election, I told Trump voters, as soon as its over, the caravan will disappear from the news...see? And to the media (especially cable news) who say the caravan "has disappeared from the news" - you put it there! You are always doing Trump's bidding for him. #Enablers
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