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jeremy hunt has dankles dad ankles
jeremy hunt has dankles (dad ankles)
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this is the one
this is the one
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in reply to s question about his character johnson explains that both health and safety and brussels were agai
In reply to @IainDale's question about his character, Johnson explains that both health and safety *and* Brussels were against open platforms on routemasters
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it is quite staggering to see anyone quite a few people try to colour the natural and widespread revulsion at
It is quite staggering to see anyone - quite a few people! - try to colour the natural and widespread revulsion at the Field incident as a byproduct of the liberal outrage machine, performative wokeness, etc. If that footage doesn’t appal you there’s a bit of your brain missing.
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the language the homelessness minister used to diagnose rough sleeping in her constituency the traditional typ
The language the homelessness minister used to diagnose rough sleeping in her constituency: "the traditional type, old tinkers, knife-cutters wandering through"

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there go thousands of liberal stewart crushes
There go thousands of liberal Stewart crushes
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lol it s so quiet now
lol it's so quiet now
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as boris twists and turns on letterboxes and nazanin the endless interruptions have mysteriously dried up a bi
As Boris twists and turns on letterboxes and Nazanin the endless interruptions have mysteriously dried up a bit
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audiences shame politicians into not interrupting each other this is absolutely dismal
Audiences shame politicians into not interrupting each other. This is absolutely dismal
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the british children of immigrant parents being denied access to crucial benefits by the home office by and
The British children of immigrant parents being denied access to crucial benefits by the Home Office - by @Dianewriter and @aamnamohdin

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full quote londoners will see increased police presence today and over the course of the next few days there s
Full quote: "Londoners will see increased police presence today and over the course of the next few days. There's no reason to be alarmed"
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favourite story of the day clement attlee took in kindertransport child but never publicised it the boy reveal
Favourite story of the day: Clement Attlee took in kindertransport child but never publicised it, the boy reveals for the first time (he's now 90)
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fuck
fuck.
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video of morehouse college s graduating class being told by commencement speaker robert f smith that he s payi
Video of Morehouse College's graduating class being told by commencement speaker Robert F Smith that he's paying off their student loans (re @Ocasio2018 tweet), which is just extremely cheering to watch - the way what's just happened spreads through them
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dave brown s cartoon in tomorrow s independent on the death of james foley is perfect
Dave Brown's cartoon in tomorrow's Independent, on the death of James Foley, is perfect.
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reveals that group led by ordered to pay back about 500k eu funds including eg 250k on three day luxury resor
. reveals that group led by ordered to pay back about €500k EU funds including, eg, €250k on three-day luxury resort event in Miami for largely US audience that hardly mentioned the EU
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john redwood just arrived to claim your immortal soul in exchange for those enjoyable decades in the eu and br
John Redwood just arrived to claim your immortal soul in exchange for those enjoyable decades in the EU and brought his hellscape with him
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every time i look at this photo i lose my mind slightly more it s typed but he s been told to look pensively n
Every time I look at this photo I lose my mind slightly more. It's typed, but he's been told to look pensively/nobly out of the window while holding a pen. IS HE TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME
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much sadder about calum chambers leaving than i ever was about shaw seems like total capitulation what a prosp
Much sadder about calum chambers leaving than I ever was about shaw. Seems like total capitulation. What a prospect you're getting, arsenal.
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like when opposition manager tells press he s not sure your lot are up for it pin it on the dressing room wall
Like when opposition manager tells press he's not sure your lot are up for it. Pin it on the dressing room wall.
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