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*curb your enthusiasm music plays*
*curb your enthusiasm music plays*
And by "careful consideration" they mean "running in circles around their office in a blind panic"
No one told me that post Brexit our economy would largely revolve around exporting internet gobshites' YouTube vids to America
An important reminder of what I'm calling @Broderick's Law: the more owned you are, the more you tweet like dril
An important reminder of what I'm calling @Broderick's Law: the more owned you are, the more you tweet like dril
British MP Says UK Is "Pimping Out The Queen" For Donald Trump https://t.co/t6P0XIyUvU via @jimwaterson
ew. Hipsters. Maybe he's got a point
ew. Hipsters. Maybe he's got a point
Reminder that guy wrote a whole story based on two joke DMs and when asked about it said... https://t.co/5zVuWIxs20
Reminder that guy wrote a whole story based on two joke DMs and when asked about it said... https://t.co/5zVuWIxs20
Hearing Milo has taken over an area of the internet the size of Ireland
We're doing a bunch of features on the UK's housing crisis this week - you can find out stories about it here: https://t.co/4m4tDoIPwV
.@victoriasanusi + @LauraMGallant interviewed 20-30+ yr olds living with their parents – now the case for 1 in 4 https://t.co/fqIaphgku6
What a tale these pictures tell.
What a tale these pictures tell.
You vs the guy she told u not to worry about
You vs the guy she told u not to worry about
From watching Trump supporters reply to the Pope after a vague tweet about migration, you'd almost conclude they're a bit defensive.
From watching Trump supporters reply to the Pope after a vague tweet about migration, you'd almost conclude they're a bit defensive.
How a controversial law lead to a young man being deported for a murder he didn't even witness https://t.co/573Kr5R5qY
Can't believe they deleted. Please @abc, introduce me to your social media manager, i just want to talk
Can't believe they deleted. Please @abc, introduce me to your social media manager, i just want to talk
Farage wants Ukip copying Trump - other senior figures don't: https://t.co/nBazRIvDum
I am afraid I must report that Piers Moron has been monumentally owned again.
I am afraid I must report that Piers Moron has been monumentally owned again.
I see it's all kicking off in Nottingham https://t.co/zpOWMIKw77
I see it's all kicking off in Nottingham https://t.co/zpOWMIKw77
I love this with all my heart https://t.co/5Jp8MrqlAY
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