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Hello. I like cats. I used to collect thimbles.I'm often heard on Radio 4. I block pedants and aggressive people. I think you look smashing.

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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
im on impossible tonight at 550pm on desperately trying to be intelligent so i can win some money for
I’m on Impossible tonight at 5.50pm on @BBCOne. Desperately trying to be intelligent so I can win some money for @CancerSuppScot!
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Susan Calman
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yesterday i got slightly tipsy at lunch and on impulse bought an umbrella stand absolutely living my best life
Yesterday I got slightly tipsy at lunch and, on impulse, bought an umbrella stand. Absolutely living my best life.
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Susan Calman
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finally on the mend after over a week of teeth problems off for a long lunch in the sunshine today yum
Finally on the mend after over a week of teeth problems. Off for a long lunch in the sunshine today. Yum.
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Susan Calman
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house of games fun today bravo to the make up team who covered the massive bruise on my face and have made me
House of Games fun today. Bravo to the make up team who covered the massive bruise on my face and have made me look vaguely human. Infected jaw? What infected jaw?
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
my better half is stripping old wallpaper before we decorate were finding lots of clues to those who have been
My better half is stripping old wallpaper before we decorate. We’re finding lots of clues to those who have been here before. This was written at the top of one of the walls dated 26th November 1959. A paper hanger and a journeyman. Lovely bit of house history.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
not my cat but a cat that wants to be my cat sitting on the windowsill staring over the cook books hes absolut
Not my cat. But a cat that wants to be my cat sitting on the windowsill, staring over the cook books. He’s absolutely nailed the “handsome stranger” look.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
interesting morning casually asked my wife game of thrones superfan to summarise whats gone before in preparat
Interesting morning. Casually asked my wife (Game of Thrones superfan) to summarise what’s gone before in preparation for the new series. Quite the display followed. The highlight for me was the extended recreation of the Battle of the Bastards. The cats made excellent Wildlings
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
a whole house a whole sodding house and this is where they sat during line of duty really helped create a tens
A whole house. A whole sodding house. And this is where they sat during Line of Duty. Really helped create a tense atmosphere so I could absolutely enjoy the show.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
been up since 5am the cats are unconcerned by my ill health although to be fair dr abigail bartlet almost woke
Been up since 5am. The cats are unconcerned by my ill health. Although, to be fair, Dr Abigail Bartlet almost woke up. She stretched and then went straight back to sleep. Truly excellent companions when unwell.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
turns out i have now an infection hence the huge lump on my face so im off to do what i should have done on tu
Turns out I have now an infection. Hence the huge lump on my face. So I’m off to do what I should have done on Tuesday. Going to bed to recover. Back when I feel better. Whenever that is.
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
tonight i m daenerys targaryen on i just got a message from daenerys targaryen herself seriously it s actually
Tonight I'm Daenerys Targaryen on . I just got a message from Daenerys Targaryen herself. Seriously. It's actually her *swoons*
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
every year we put the christmas tree up for about 5 minutes then we take it down again
Every year we put the Christmas tree up for about 5 minutes. Then we take it down again.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
i ve had lots of tweets and e mails from people who have kids and their wee ones are upset we left strictly pl
I've had lots of tweets and e mails from people who have kids and their wee ones are upset we left Strictly. Please let them know that it's all good and that winning isn't everything. Being happy and trying your best is brilliant. Give them a hug from me x
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
thanks to everyone who voted for us in strictly i ve had the time of my life dancing with it s been a pleasure
Thanks to everyone who voted for us in Strictly. I've had the time of my life dancing with . It's been a pleasure from start to finish. I've had the time of my life. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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secret scotland starts next friday on at 8pm so many beautiful places and so many wonderful people on the show
Secret Scotland starts next Friday on @channel5_tv at 8pm! So many beautiful places and so many wonderful people on the show. Here's a trailer to let you know what it's all about. I loved every minute of it.
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
last night was a bit of a panic cat somehow got stuck behind the water tank plumber arrived dismantled tank an
Last night was a bit of a panic. Cat somehow got stuck behind the water tank. Plumber arrived, dismantled tank and freed the cat (who is fine). He refused payment because he likes helping people but asked us to donate to a charity instead. So we did.

Not all heroes wear capes
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
often people ask me why i post so many pictures of my cats its because every morning i wake up and read more n
Often people ask me why I post so many pictures of my cats. It’s because every morning I wake up and read more news about what some humans do to each other. These animals give nothing but love. I need love in the world. Here’s more pictures of my cats.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
20 years ago i got a degree in constitutional law at the time some people said it was an irrelevant area not n
20 years ago I got a degree in Constitutional Law. At the time some people said it was an irrelevant area.

Not now bitches.

Not now.
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
i hope it doesn t all kick off like this when i m announced as the next james bond
I hope it doesn't all kick off like this when I'm announced as the next James Bond.
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
when we first adopted dr abigail bartlet she was very unwell tiny and extremely weak two years later shes stil
When we first adopted Dr Abigail Bartlet she was very unwell, tiny and extremely weak. Two years later she’s still tiny but rules the house with gentle paws. This is her judging me for no particular reason. Rescue animals make fabulous supreme leaders. #adoptdontshop
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