i ve written two books and they re available in hardback paperback kindle and audio versions i narrate my own
I've written two books and they're available in hardback/paperback/kindle and audio versions. I narrate my own audio books as sadly Brian Blessed wasn't free. Kindle version of Cheer Up Love is only £1.99 just now! Available in most bookshops and on line https://t.co/ZtZkWlnMVJ
every time i look at my phone to unlock it i smile in case the robot whos in charge of facial recognition is h
Every time I look at my phone to unlock it I smile in case the robot who’s in charge of facial recognition is having a bad day. I like to look after the little robots in my life. It’s why I sing to the coffee machine in the morning.
i will eat cheese if it s integrated into a meal eg lasagne but i will scrape most of it off if possible it ma
I will eat cheese if it's integrated into a meal (eg Lasagne) but I will scrape most of it off if possible. It makes me feel rather unwell at times. However my wife loves cheese so benefits greatly from my dislike of the stuff. No cheese is ever wasted in my house. Everyone wins.
lovely night recording an episode of gabys talking pictures with and itll be on sometime soon
Lovely night recording an episode of Gaby’s Talking Pictures with @GabyRoslin @quinlan_carrie @EllieJaneTaylor @JohnnyThomson2 @gordongkennedy @RonniAncona @MouthOfMcGowan and @Samanthaspiro. It’ll be on @BBCRadio4 sometime soon!
i ve had lots of tweets and e mails from people who have kids and their wee ones are upset we left strictly pl
I've had lots of tweets and e mails from people who have kids and their wee ones are upset we left Strictly. Please let them know that it's all good and that winning isn't everything. Being happy and trying your best is brilliant. Give them a hug from me x
secret scotland starts next friday on at 8pm so many beautiful places and so many wonderful people on the show
Secret Scotland starts next Friday on @channel5_tv at 8pm! So many beautiful places and so many wonderful people on the show. Here's a trailer to let you know what it's all about. I loved every minute of it.
when we first adopted dr abigail bartlet she was very unwell tiny and extremely weak two years later shes stil
When we first adopted Dr Abigail Bartlet she was very unwell, tiny and extremely weak. Two years later she’s still tiny but rules the house with gentle paws. This is her judging me for no particular reason. Rescue animals make fabulous supreme leaders. #adoptdontshop
last night was a bit of a panic cat somehow got stuck behind the water tank plumber arrived dismantled tank an
Last night was a bit of a panic. Cat somehow got stuck behind the water tank. Plumber arrived, dismantled tank and freed the cat (who is fine). He refused payment because he likes helping people but asked us to donate to a charity instead. So we did.
often people ask me why i post so many pictures of my cats its because every morning i wake up and read more n
Often people ask me why I post so many pictures of my cats. It’s because every morning I wake up and read more news about what some humans do to each other. These animals give nothing but love. I need love in the world. Here’s more pictures of my cats.