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Hello. I like cats. I used to collect thimbles.I'm often heard on Radio 4. I block pedants and aggressive people. I think you look smashing.

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Susan Calman
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spring has sprung sunbeams aplenty i may lie down and have a nap myself
Spring has sprung. Sunbeams aplenty. I may lie down and have a nap myself.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
you can find contact details on my web site
You can find contact details on my web site https://t.co/yKbUH9x5yu.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
i ve written two books and they re available in hardback paperback kindle and audio versions i narrate my own
I've written two books and they're available in hardback/paperback/kindle and audio versions. I narrate my own audio books as sadly Brian Blessed wasn't free. Kindle version of Cheer Up Love is only £1.99 just now! Available in most bookshops and on line https://t.co/ZtZkWlnMVJ
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
every time i look at my phone to unlock it i smile in case the robot whos in charge of facial recognition is h
Every time I look at my phone to unlock it I smile in case the robot who’s in charge of facial recognition is having a bad day. I like to look after the little robots in my life. It’s why I sing to the coffee machine in the morning.
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i will eat cheese if it s integrated into a meal eg lasagne but i will scrape most of it off if possible it ma
I will eat cheese if it's integrated into a meal (eg Lasagne) but I will scrape most of it off if possible. It makes me feel rather unwell at times. However my wife loves cheese so benefits greatly from my dislike of the stuff. No cheese is ever wasted in my house. Everyone wins.
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cheese tweets
Cheese tweets!
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i have three writing deadlines this week i will be focussed and determined and will not under any circumstance
I have three writing deadlines this week. I will be focussed and determined and will not under any circumstances be distracted by anything.

After I've watched a couple of episodes of The Adventure Game. https://t.co/lnlSWLLIM3 via @YouTube
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
never without a pair of glamour train socks its calsleeper time
Never without a pair of glamour train socks. It’s @CalSleeper time.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
lovely night recording an episode of gabys talking pictures with and itll be on sometime soon
Lovely night recording an episode of Gaby’s Talking Pictures with @GabyRoslin @quinlan_carrie @EllieJaneTaylor @JohnnyThomson2 @gordongkennedy @RonniAncona @MouthOfMcGowan and @Samanthaspiro. It’ll be on @BBCRadio4 sometime soon!
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
lovely night wasnt it
Lovely night wasn’t it!

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SusanCalman
tonight i m daenerys targaryen on i just got a message from daenerys targaryen herself seriously it s actually
Tonight I'm Daenerys Targaryen on . I just got a message from Daenerys Targaryen herself. Seriously. It's actually her *swoons*
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every year we put the christmas tree up for about 5 minutes then we take it down again
Every year we put the Christmas tree up for about 5 minutes. Then we take it down again.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
i ve had lots of tweets and e mails from people who have kids and their wee ones are upset we left strictly pl
I've had lots of tweets and e mails from people who have kids and their wee ones are upset we left Strictly. Please let them know that it's all good and that winning isn't everything. Being happy and trying your best is brilliant. Give them a hug from me x
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
thanks to everyone who voted for us in strictly i ve had the time of my life dancing with it s been a pleasure
Thanks to everyone who voted for us in Strictly. I've had the time of my life dancing with . It's been a pleasure from start to finish. I've had the time of my life. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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secret scotland starts next friday on at 8pm so many beautiful places and so many wonderful people on the show
Secret Scotland starts next Friday on @channel5_tv at 8pm! So many beautiful places and so many wonderful people on the show. Here's a trailer to let you know what it's all about. I loved every minute of it.
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when we first adopted dr abigail bartlet she was very unwell tiny and extremely weak two years later shes stil
When we first adopted Dr Abigail Bartlet she was very unwell, tiny and extremely weak. Two years later she’s still tiny but rules the house with gentle paws. This is her judging me for no particular reason. Rescue animals make fabulous supreme leaders. #adoptdontshop
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
last night was a bit of a panic cat somehow got stuck behind the water tank plumber arrived dismantled tank an
Last night was a bit of a panic. Cat somehow got stuck behind the water tank. Plumber arrived, dismantled tank and freed the cat (who is fine). He refused payment because he likes helping people but asked us to donate to a charity instead. So we did.

Not all heroes wear capes
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
often people ask me why i post so many pictures of my cats its because every morning i wake up and read more n
Often people ask me why I post so many pictures of my cats. It’s because every morning I wake up and read more news about what some humans do to each other. These animals give nothing but love. I need love in the world. Here’s more pictures of my cats.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
20 years ago i got a degree in constitutional law at the time some people said it was an irrelevant area not n
20 years ago I got a degree in Constitutional Law. At the time some people said it was an irrelevant area.

Not now bitches.

Not now.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
i hope it doesn t all kick off like this when i m announced as the next james bond
I hope it doesn't all kick off like this when I'm announced as the next James Bond.
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