Trump cutting funding to Meals on Wheels, which delivers food to homebound, needy elderly https://t.co/6UZj6rN0IC
Trump cutting funding to Meals on Wheels, which delivers food to homebound, needy elderly https://t.co/6UZj6rN0IC
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My brain just exploded into a 1000 little pieces of joy https://t.co/xZJK4VXwNQ
I went to the chiropractor to try to fix some back problems today, and just got ma’am-ed in an email.

Someone please get me my walker.
I went to the chiropractor to try to fix some back problems today, and just got ma’am-ed in an email.

Someone please get me my walker.
Oy gevalt.
Oy gevalt.
Oh look, Facebook released Snapchat. Again. https://t.co/14605usLmq
Quantico is about Fake News tonight, apparently. We will never escape.
Quantico is about Fake News tonight, apparently. We will never escape.
I’m on a very strange Maroon 5 kick right now and it’s all @SproutAngus’s fault.
Monday morning. Rain. Working out of a cafe in Greenwich Village. Man playing banjo walks slowly past my window. Stares creepily. Moves on.
I LOVE SPORTS
oh boy oh boy oh boy
Reminder: There is a LOT of time left in this game.

Love,
Someone who was at Wisconsin-Florida.
Put that pass to Verne in One Shining Moment or GTFO
My chiropractor won’t let me go to spin class (or do any heavy exercise at all) and I am going progressively insane.
.@CBSSunday can you make a TV station that just puts your moment of nature segments on a loop
Ted Koppel just told Sean Hannity he’s bad for America on CBS Sunday Morning and it’s LIT
@darth FYI the Central Park Zoo put you on a coin
@darth FYI the Central Park Zoo put you on a coin
MET A POODLE FAM
MET A POODLE FAM
My throat still hurts from the blood curling shriek that came out of my soul the second that buzzer beater went in.

Worth it.
Total(1) => 0.52521395683289 f_u_GN(1) => 0.00061202049255371 f_f_dT(30) => 0.0088701248168945 f_f_QM(2) => 0.43365287780762 f_f_pTL(2) => 0.0096228122711182 f_u_GLN(1) => 0.27416682243347 indS(1) => 0.02602481842041 indM(1) => 0.022850036621094 indM_1(1) => 0.00073814392089844 indM_2(1) => 0.00042915344238281 indM_4(1) => 0.00065207481384277 indM_5(1) => 0.0010020732879639 indM_6(1) => 0.017838001251221 indM_7(1) => 0.00055289268493652 indM_8(1) => 0.00056195259094238