15,048 followers   •   3,276 following   •   New York   •  
Head of Growth at @Vocativ. Sorry about the sports tweets, kinda. Email: [email protected]
Latest Scoops
My brain just exploded into a 1000 little pieces of joy https://t.co/xZJK4VXwNQ
I went to the chiropractor to try to fix some back problems today, and just got ma’am-ed in an email.

Someone please get me my walker.
I went to the chiropractor to try to fix some back problems today, and just got ma’am-ed in an email.

Someone please get me my walker.
Oy gevalt.
Oy gevalt.
Oh look, Facebook released Snapchat. Again. https://t.co/14605usLmq
Quantico is about Fake News tonight, apparently. We will never escape.
Quantico is about Fake News tonight, apparently. We will never escape.
I’m on a very strange Maroon 5 kick right now and it’s all @SproutAngus’s fault.
Monday morning. Rain. Working out of a cafe in Greenwich Village. Man playing banjo walks slowly past my window. Stares creepily. Moves on.
I LOVE SPORTS
oh boy oh boy oh boy
Reminder: There is a LOT of time left in this game.

Love,
Someone who was at Wisconsin-Florida.
Put that pass to Verne in One Shining Moment or GTFO
My chiropractor won’t let me go to spin class (or do any heavy exercise at all) and I am going progressively insane.
.@CBSSunday can you make a TV station that just puts your moment of nature segments on a loop
Ted Koppel just told Sean Hannity he’s bad for America on CBS Sunday Morning and it’s LIT
@darth FYI the Central Park Zoo put you on a coin
@darth FYI the Central Park Zoo put you on a coin
MET A POODLE FAM
MET A POODLE FAM
My throat still hurts from the blood curling shriek that came out of my soul the second that buzzer beater went in.

Worth it.
Total(1) => 1.0409729480743 f_u_GLN(2) => 1.034405708313 f_f_QM(2) => 0.85921216011047 indS(2) => 0.065777063369751 indM(2) => 0.044035911560059 indM_1(2) => 0.0085477828979492 indM_2(2) => 0.0066332817077637 indM_4(2) => 0.0058538913726807 indM_5(2) => 0.005361795425415 indM_6(2) => 0.0032522678375244 indM_7(2) => 0.0050866603851318 indM_8(2) => 0.0044560432434082 f_f_pTL(2) => 0.020034074783325 f_f_dT(39) => 0.017459392547607