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to do list sort out life try again tomorrow
To do list:
- Sort out life
- Try again tomorrow
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things to do when it rains stare at the rain frown at the rain talk about times its rained in the past talk ab
Things to do when it rains:
-Stare at the rain
-Frown at the rain
-Talk about times it’s rained in the past
-Talk about how it might rain in the future
-Get caught in the rain
-Describe the rain
-Moan about the rain
-Say you quite like rain
-Remember you’ve left the washing out
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sorry are you in the middle of lunch no i just like holding sandwiches
“Sorry, are you in the middle of lunch?”
“No I just like holding sandwiches”
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a rather pleasing innovation the is made with organic cotton that s been remanufactured from the recovered mat
A rather pleasing innovation: The #CircularTshirt is made with organic cotton that's been remanufactured from the recovered material from T-shirts sent back to @Teemillstore. There’s no waste, and the cycle itself is renewable, again and again and again ♻
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when a brit arrives at your house after an arduous journey the law states that this exchange must take place y
When a Brit arrives at your house after an arduous journey, the law states that this exchange must take place:

“You made it then?”
“Just about!”
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true story
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make yourself at home translation pick a chair as long as its not mine and sit there quietly
“Make yourself at home” - Translation: Pick a chair (as long as it’s not mine) and sit there quietly
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still raining out there yeah chucking it down we need it though yeah why are we even having this conversation
“Still raining out there?”
“Yeah, chucking it down”
“We need it though”
“Yeah”
“Why are we even having this conversation?”
“No idea”
“Meant to brighten up at the weekend”
“Hope so, we’ll see”
“Bye”
“Bye”
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enjoy free uk delivery all weekend in the verybritishproblems shop
Enjoy free U.K. delivery all weekend in the #verybritishproblems shop
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the horror of being reminded that you agreed to go to a party
The horror of being reminded that you agreed to go to a party

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more two word horror stories eye contact lunch meeting surprise party planned engineering sing along conferenc
More two-word horror stories:

Eye contact
Lunch meeting
Surprise party
Planned engineering
Sing along
Conference call
Signal failure
They’re here
Team building
Low carb
Record highs
Unexpected item
You busy?
Quick word
Friend request
Leg day
Your parcel
Tax return
Happy birthday
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it didn t quite go as planned translation i may have caused irreversible damage on a monumental scale
"It didn't quite go as planned" - Translation: I may have caused irreversible damage on a monumental scale
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if youve just entered a building without saying bloody freezing out there youve done it wrong go out and do it
If you’ve just entered a building without saying “bloody freezing out there”, you’ve done it wrong. Go out and do it again
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its a bloody nightmare meaning something is proving a mild inconvenience typically used to describe slightly h
“It’s a bloody nightmare”
Meaning: Something is proving a mild inconvenience; typically used to describe slightly heavy traffic, or the internet not working

“It’s not ideal”
Meaning: Something terrible has happened and life is almost certainly ruined
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things that mean no yeah could do i m easy really well yes and no we ll see maybe if that s what you fancy i l
Things that mean "no":
-Yeah, could do
-I'm easy really
-Well, yes and no
-We'll see
-Maybe
-If that's what you fancy
-I'll see how I feel
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being safely back inside a jumper until june 2019
Being safely back inside a jumper until June 2019
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more three word horror stories jumped the queue youll be fine just a trim how are you a quick word out of milk
More three-word horror stories:

Jumped the queue
You’ll be fine
Just a trim
How are you?
A quick word
Out of milk
Might be fun
Rail replacement bus
Have a dance
Back to Brussels
Contact customer support
View current balance
Meet and greet
You look well
Honestly, you choose
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phrases that mean nothing will happen leave it with me ill have a word ill see what i can find consider it don
Phrases that mean nothing will happen:
Leave it with me
I’ll have a word
I’ll see what I can find
Consider it done
I’ll make some calls
I’ll think about it
Certainly a possibility
Let’s come back to that
Good idea
Maybe
It’s on my list
Might see you down there
I’ll look into it
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yesterday eat 50000 calories today brisk walk thatll sort it
Yesterday: Eat 50,000 calories
Today: Brisk walk

That’ll sort it
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so sorry actually sorry sorry about that not really sorry sorry you feel that way not sorry at all sorry but a
"So sorry" - Actually sorry

"Sorry about that" - Not really sorry

"Sorry you feel that way" - Not sorry at all

"Sorry, but...” - Apologise to me
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