Every morning of my life... http://t.co/MSrj7OE9Fd
Every morning of my life... http://t.co/MSrj7OE9Fd
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True.
True.
Don't be a sex dumb dumb. https://t.co/6ahw7UajyX
Don't be a sex dumb dumb. https://t.co/6ahw7UajyX
Probably not pixy stix. https://t.co/4SnIWERSQL
Probably not pixy stix. https://t.co/4SnIWERSQL
Never forget
Never forget
"So, how's life going?"

Me:

https://t.co/CCuWbpnMSd
'So, how's life going?'

Me:

 https://t.co/CCuWbpnMSd
Me everyday.
Me everyday.
Need one of these for my car.
Need one of these for my car.
If you see a porn star in public, now you know how to approach her. https://t.co/p5ww3sPpY7
If you see a porn star in public, now you know how to approach her.  https://t.co/p5ww3sPpY7
you ARE the father!
you ARE the father!
A moments of silence...
A moments of silence...
The doggo, for sure.
The doggo, for sure.
Where'd the party go? https://t.co/vSpjzEx65R
Where'd the party go? https://t.co/vSpjzEx65R
This needs to stop immediately!
This needs to stop immediately!
When America is literally descending into chaos but your fav artists keep dropping new work
When America is literally descending into chaos but your fav artists keep dropping new work
Don't lie, you've had a huge crush on Lily from the AT&T commercials for a while now. https://t.co/H60Y4kejvj
Don't lie, you've had a huge crush on Lily from the AT&T commercials for a while now. https://t.co/H60Y4kejvj
Greatest Scooby Doo movie of all time!
Greatest Scooby Doo movie of all time!
Maybe the weirdest porn you'll ever see. https://t.co/R0bojcL5Ud
Maybe the weirdest porn you'll ever see. https://t.co/R0bojcL5Ud
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7777 33 66 3   66 88 3 33 7777
Total(1) => 0.42668581008911 f_u_GN(1) => 0.00070285797119141 f_f_dT(31) => 0.0083076953887939 f_f_QM(2) => 0.35184192657471 f_f_pTL(2) => 0.0084860324859619 f_u_GLN(1) => 0.18085312843323