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Internet drunk. Writer. Actual People's Choice Award Winner. I write about boys & butts & Beyoncé. Formerly BuzzFeed. Now ~solo~ mattbellassai@gmail.com

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im a sane and mature adult man who also happens to get unreasonably mad when each and every boy i have a crush
im a sane and mature adult man who also happens to get unreasonably mad when each and every boy i have a crush on doesn’t like my instagram post
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i have less than a week to make lilisalzbergs straight wedding about me do i
i have less than a week to make @lilisalzberg’s straight wedding about me

do i...
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wait theres an identical one at the artichoke pizza near barclays where do they come from
WAIT. There’s an identical one at the artichoke pizza near Barclays. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM
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been working out with a trainer for three weeks and im excited to announce ill be ready to post a shirtless se
been working out with a trainer for three weeks and im excited to announce i’ll be ready to post a shirtless selfie in approximately 10 to 12 business months
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ive finally reached the age where the name of every single hit artist is unrecognizable to me i mean taylor sw
i’ve finally reached the age where the name of every single hit artist is unrecognizable to me

i mean, taylor swift??? that can’t be real
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watched a man eat a cup of ice cream with no spoon as if it was a cone and it was harrowing
watched a man eat a cup of ice cream with no spoon as if it was a cone and it was HARROWING
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fine but you have to give my mesh crop top back
fine but you have to give my mesh crop top back
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as a gay who was not invited to be in taylor swifts music video i have no choice but to declare homophobia
as a gay who was not invited to be in taylor swift’s music video, i have no choice but to declare homophobia
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happy fathers day to harry styles only
happy father’s day to harry styles only
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going to ariana grande tonight with what im assuming will be the entirety of brooklyns bottom community
going to ariana grande tonight with what im assuming will be the entirety of brooklyn’s bottom community

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transgender people show more courage when they leave their fucking houses in the morning than donald trump has
transgender people show more courage when they leave their fucking houses in the morning than donald trump has shown his entire life
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kimkardashian girl what do you have on trump do him next
@KimKardashian girl what do you have on trump do him next
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whoever invented the skip intro button at netflix deserves the highest accolade we as a society can bestow upo
whoever invented the “skip intro” button at netflix deserves the highest accolade we as a society can bestow upon a citizen and it still wouldn’t be enough
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it took us 241 years but america has finally infiltrated the british monarchy and phase 2 of the revolutionary
it took us 241 years, but america has finally infiltrated the british monarchy and phase 2 of the revolutionary war can begin
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happy fathers day to harry styles only
happy father’s day to harry styles only
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happy valentines day to harry styles only
happy valentines day to harry styles only
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happy met gala day to harry styles only
happy met gala day to harry styles only
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merry christmas to harry styles only
merry christmas to harry styles only
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i cant believe kimkardashian just won the pulitzer prize for investigative journalism
i cant believe @KimKardashian just won the pulitzer prize for investigative journalism
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