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To Trump and, I hope, to his psychotic little henchman @RogerJStoneJr
The answers from @reince are, of course, authoritarian propaganda. But Chris Wallace's fight against them is hopeful https://t.co/EXmdrbc2WJ
Not a fan, but he sometimes surprises. How Chris Wallace plays the Women's March, Spicer, CIA/Trump stories tomorrow will be instructive.
Ohhhh herrre we go: Anonymous Trump source throws @seanspicer under Yuge Bus for Baghdad Bob briefing https://t.co/swfJxQUb8G
Ohhhh herrre we go: Anonymous Trump source throws @seanspicer under Yuge Bus for Baghdad Bob briefing https://t.co/swfJxQUb8G
And just remember: today, January 21, 2017, was the high point of the "presidency" of @realDonaldTrump
It is insufficient, but the detail about CIA LEADERSHIP not joining in the junta-like applause for Trump is mildly encouraging
It is insufficient, but the detail about CIA LEADERSHIP not joining in the junta-like applause for Trump is mildly encouraging
As evidenced by his CIA death fantasy speech the asshole running this country is, on top of all else, a fucking idiot #RepealAndReplaceTrump
He meant "bonered"
He meant 'bonered'
Additionally (and regrettably, in mid flight), this encouragement to all at #WomensMarch: remember, the Predator-in-Chief is also a MORON
Additionally (and regrettably, in mid flight), this encouragement to all at #WomensMarch: remember, the Predator-in-Chief is also a MORON
If it had not been a disaster of historic proportions, they would've produced a first draft of it in Trump's scrawl #ProtectTheMoronhttps://t.co/N6MGvHd0ER
.@HuffingtonPost was nice enough to boil one of my messages down to 3 words + a GIF. Watch until memorized. Thanks https://t.co/yGbGvDYxbx
Whaddya MEAN there's WATER in the L.A. River?!?! See you with @billmaher tonight at 10
Whaddya MEAN there's WATER in the L.A. River?!?! See you with @billmaher tonight at 10
Detail from @elliot_bentley. Artist's conception by me. "Surreal detail from DC inauguration protests"
Detail from @elliot_bentley. Artist's conception by me. 'Surreal detail from DC inauguration protests'
I'll load up on the gear first and come visit when I flee the states.
In route to LA to join @billmaher tonight and @realtimers on HBO's Real Time. Be there. Aloha.
In route to LA to join @billmaher tonight and @realtimers on HBO's Real Time. Be there. Aloha.
To quote Churchill, he has included every platitude except "Employees Must Wash Hands"
Our resistance will be arduous. But as the Russian scandal emerges resisting starts easily: Boycott the inauguration https://t.co/wbBpMGzNLD
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