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Film correspondent and general blowhard for The Irish Times. Bias so-called critic.

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cat with head stuck in sandwich box
Cat with head stuck in sandwich box.
Donald Clarke
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stop calling things reboots that aren t actually reboots
Stop calling things reboots that aren't actually reboots! https://t.co/39tLMbDxp4
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jesus imagine if i d given the super bloke film an actual bad review rather than a merely iffy one
Jesus, imagine if I'd given the super-bloke film an actual bad review rather than a merely iffy one.
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Donald Clarke
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wondered if we d watched the same film takes a drink criticsdrinkinggame
"wondered if we'd watched the same film"

*Takes a drink*

#CriticsDrinkingGame
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Donald Clarke
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the big news sparsely reported for oscar watchers on this side of the atlantic is that the ceremony has been m
The big news — sparsely reported — for Oscar watchers on this side of the Atlantic is that the ceremony has been moved a whole hour and half earlier. Much more civilised. https://t.co/byu17vcMw5
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Donald Clarke
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thats me told
That’s me told.
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im afraid i dont speak spanish
I’m afraid I don’t speak Spanish.
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in case you were in any doubt this is now what some people mean by a spoiler an event that is hitherto only kn
In case you were in any doubt, this is now what some people mean by a spoiler: "an event that is [hitherto] only known through leaked set photos". What? This is nuts.
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yes it s like after the dreyfus affair we stand in the centre of the parade ground and the credentials commiss
@culturalfatwa Yes, it's like after the Dreyfus Affair. We stand in the centre of the parade ground and the Credentials Commissioner rips the epaulette from our shoulders.
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avengersendgame is okay if you like that sort of thing
#AvengersEndgame is okay if you like that sort of thing. https://t.co/hpWnxWFtNB
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so apparently this is trump impersonating grovelling and he says streep is an overrated actor
So apparently this is Trump impersonating "grovelling". And he says Streep is an overrated actor?
Donald Clarke
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harry dean stanton has died at 91 served as a cook during the battle of okinawa great man
Harry Dean Stanton has died at 91. Served as a cook during the Battle of Okinawa. Great man.
Donald Clarke
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i m going with mainstream french comedy that made more money than black panther in its home territories while
I'm going with: mainstream French comedy that made more money than Black Panther in its home territories while utterly baffling Anglophone audiences.
Donald Clarke
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oh well that repulsive trump video did at least generate the best de niro film in about 15 years
Oh well. That repulsive Trump video did, at least, generate the best De Niro film in about 15 years.
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theres so much thats crap in the world right now celebrate the fact that we have a president whose official ph
There’s so much that’s crap in the world right now. Celebrate the fact that we have a president whose official photos actually cheer the spirits.

(I’ll go back to being snarky now.)
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just did a lovely phone interview with isabelle huppert the pr person called time and we ended our chat the ph
Just did a lovely phone interview with Isabelle Huppert. The PR person called time and we ended our chat.

The phone then rings. It's Isabelle. She was enjoying the conversation so much she wants to talk for another 15 minutes or so.

This has NEVER happened before.
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Donald Clarke
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nice cartoon in private eye
Nice cartoon in Private Eye.
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the exit poll on was the most read online story ever for the paper and therefore probably the most read since
The exit poll on was the mo#RepealTheEighthst-read online story ever for the paper (and therefore probably the most-read since its inception in 1859).
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Donald Clarke
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there s nothing that special about this country like everywhere else it contains a substantial number of peopl
There's nothing that special about this country. Like everywhere else, it contains a substantial number of people who'd vote for a pig's head on a stick if someone nailed a few disobliging comments about minorities to its snout.
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Donald Clarke
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dum dum dee dum who does verified michael flatley follow well there s only 21 of them oh dear oh heck oh my go
Dum, dum, dee, dum. Who does (verified) Michael Flatley follow? Well, there's only 21 of them.

Oh, dear.

Oh, heck.

OH, MY GOD!
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