have you ever been jealous of ground beef?
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tbt throw back the fish ya caught, throw back the bad boyfriend, DO NOT throw back the french fries
chicken strips.

rt if you agree
do you ever wish on a cold day that you could just walk around with your hands in bowls of warm mashed potatoes? no? well aren’t you normal.
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! MONSTER TRUCK RALLY! but instead of trucks it’s just this guy jeff who eats 33 pancakes every sunday, no idea why.
our parents used to say “pancakes don’t grow on trees!” well we just spent all of our profits on mad scientists WE’LL SHOW YOU, MOM AND DAD!
IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU READ THIS ENTIRE TWEET https://t.co/nFeAwoa3ju
Denny’s has been serving America great food since 1953. But do you know the history of our humble beginnings? https://t.co/zEoTBgW6nj
HAVE A NICE DAY! LOVE, DENNY’S.
NOW YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT PANCAKES AND YOUR DAY IS PROBABLY BETTER.
THANK YOU. NOW WE CAN SHOW YOU THIS PANCAKE.
First, we were Danny’s Donuts in Calif. But in 1959 we changed the name to avoid confusion with another place. Then, a wild thing happened
Until then, that’s how we stay open 24/7. Now you know!
A magical toad appeared to us, traveling from a distant planet, to have us protect a powerful energy gem we’ll need in the future robot wars
happy friday the 13th, we sincerely wish a dark wizard doesn’t turn you into a restaurant’s twitter account for the rest of your life…
we have a football team called the denny’s diners & our mascot is a huge gundam-like diner man who will crush you. name’s doug, real nice.
👨🏻: how do you know that your experience of consciousness is the same as other people’s experience of consciousness?
🥚: uh... i'm an egg.
Would take wayyyyy more than 140 characters to describe America’s best value menu. So watch this.
do you think the golden globe microphone is black instead of white so the winners don't mistake it for an egg and try to swallow it?
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