have you ever been jealous of ground beef?
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which one of you started drinking your eggs with a straw
people love the healing powers of crystals, but have you ever held a cool egg to your forehead?
tis better 2 love n lost than never love @ all,
the food you love you'll always lose,
u chew it with yr teeth
& down yr throat it falls
the Slamburger is a delicious Grand Slam burger we have, not a new wrestling move yes you can eat it and should
the slamburger is a delicious grand slam hamburger we have got a new wrestling move yes you can eat it and should.
lot of people out there believe pancakes aren’t flat which proves we’ll make a conspiracy theory out of anything these days won’t we?
if your mom went overboard yesterday and has a surplus of green eggs come into denny’s for those good ol regular eggs.

mmm... regular eggs
if you are at denny’s today and todd is working please do not capture him he is not a leprechaun he just has a weird fascination with pots.
hey fellas, always keep a onion in yr pocket at the movies. gotta weep? just blame the onion.
or try being emotionally honest, tough guy
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a perfect circle
a perfect circle
does it ever depress you watching a pat of butter melt, back to whence it came, a deep void of nonexistence? mmmm…voids.
a denny's haiku

spring forward? more like
spiraling down a cup of
bottomless coffee
what do you crave the most:
start your meal with dessert every once in a while cuz dessert is always picked last and what is this some awful gym class? i dont think so!
fight that lousy smarch weather with a pancake blanket. a panclanket. a panblancake. a pa…never mind.
you never saw a denny’s in someone’s house on cribs cause then they’d never leave the house & even celebs have to leave the house :(
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this is a tweet stack do not eat it
there are a daunting amount of combinations within our extensive menu.
has anyone ever written any breakfast ballads?
Total(1) => 0.4931321144104 f_u_GN(1) => 0.0014169216156006 f_f_dT(31) => 0.012133598327637 f_f_QM(2) => 0.39302611351013 f_f_pTL(2) => 0.012038946151733 f_u_GLN(1) => 0.21652579307556 indS(1) => 0.0085058212280273 indM(1) => 0.012797117233276 indM_1(1) => 0.0023291110992432 indM_2(1) => 0.00056195259094238 indM_4(1) => 0.0022320747375488 indM_5(1) => 0.0017039775848389 indM_6(1) => 0.0014088153839111 indM_7(1) => 0.00082683563232422 indM_8(1) => 0.0017998218536377