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soon, the diner booth will be wherever you are
it’s 3am and you want denny’s. don’t even move a muscle.
churning butter seems really calming and helpful for stress who wants to start a churning club?
"knock knock"
“who’s there?”
“denny’s, baby”
ok if the moon ISNT made of cheese then why did those guys go up there?
your wish has been granted. we’ll see you soon ;)
tonight at ten, local man claims burger is also his….brother??

*fill an omelette with confetti**

**don't eat confetti***

***or do
👩🏻: i love pancakes
👨🏻: then why don't you marry them haha

(the next day)

👴🏻: dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...
a cool vacation would be to visit a dang sandwich right now just totally visit the heck out of one
friends are like pancakes

you take them for granted until they’re gone
put bacon and avocado on a burger and call it love
yeeesh, another monday. eat some nachos and hug someone. tell them you love them. the nachos or the person you’re hugging, doesn’t matter.
eggsplain what?
shoutout to all the moms today. we got you these egg blooms
shoutout to all the moms today. we got you these egg blooms
👩🏻: more eggs?
👱🏻‍♀️: well, i am eating for 2
👩🏻: ur expecting?!
👱🏻‍♀️: no, sorry, an alien parasite is using my body as a host
👩🏻: congrats
do you ever yearn for the soft touch of a pancake
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