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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
we need to build you an iron thrown except we would have to make it out of the breast implants and empty valtr
@realDonaldTrump We need to build you an iron thrown, except we would have to make it out of the breast implants and empty Valtrex bottles of your enemies.
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
when the democrats have to praise a mormon who ran against obama you know just deeply and severely screwed the
When the Democrats have to praise a Mormon who ran against Obama, you know just deeply and severely screwed they are.

#MittRomney #Romney #MemoDay #NoSleepTilGITMO #FridayFeeling
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
breaking mittromney sickened he is forced to spend the entire day on an ivory toilet with a case of the sprays
Breaking: #MittRomney sickened! He is forced to spend the entire day on an ivory toilet, with a case of the sprays.
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
barr is coming dick head
Barr is coming, dick head.
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
apologize and resign youre a world wide embarrassment
Apologize and resign. You’re a world wide embarrassment.
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
we dont
We don’t.
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
has anyone invited you kids to fck yourselves if not
@donie @BuzzFeedBenH @Cormier_Tim @briansteltere @ReliableSourcessas anyone invited you kids to f^ck yourselves? If not.... https://t.co/kYjD2bHeiL
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
eric cant aim down because his penis is the same size as an almond hes tried and he ended up peeing all over h
@ericswalwell @NRAE @OliverNorthFNCric can’t “aim down” because his penis is the same size as an almond.

He’s tried and he ended up peeing all over his own nut sack.
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
hon the democrat party lives on dividing people by race income religion and address as we speak theyre trying
@IlhanMN Hon, the Democrat party lives on dividing people, by race, income, religion, and address. As we speak, they’re trying to divide boys and girls into 257 different sexual identities. Who do you think you’re fooling with this garbage?
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
lets start with james butt clapper who leaked all this bull to harry solar panels reid
Let’s start with James Butt Clapper, who leaked all this bull💩 to Harry Solar Panels Reid.
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
here s something the media won t tell you realdonaldtrump is drawing the largest crowds in us presidential cam
Here's something the media won't tell you, @realDonaldTrump is drawing the largest crowds in U.S. presidential camp… https://t.co/jQzEfsxgOj
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
fun fact while running for illinois senate mr obama sued to have his opponent s nasty divorce records unsealed
Fun fact: while running for Illinois senate, Mr. Obama sued to have his opponent's nasty divorce records unsealed and leaked them.
chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
why is that can find a guy who made a gif in a matter of hours but they still can t find any russian hackers
Why is that can find a guy who made a gif, in a matter of hours but they still can't find any Russian hackers?

#CNNBlackmail
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
oscars when people in 34000 clothes give each other golden statues and tell me about equality
#Oscars   

When people in $34,000 clothes, give each other golden statues and tell me about equality.
chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
im not sure but i think i spent the last 24 hours watching the party of inclusion diversity understanding and
I’m not sure, but I think I spent the last 24 hours watching the party of inclusion, diversity, understanding, and acceptance, lynch a Jew.

#Roseanne #ValerieJarrett #EverydayRacism #Ambien
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
comey your honor we would like to use this folder of crap that hillary clinton paid for to bug all the phones
Comey: Your Honor, we would like to use this folder of crap, that Hillary Clinton paid for, to bug all the phones in Trump Tower.

Federal Judge: Okey-dokey

#FisaGate #ObamaGate #HillaryMemo #MemoDay
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chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
i m no lawyer but can anyone show me where in the constitution it says that seattle judges decide our national
I'm no lawyer but can anyone show me where, in the Constitution, it says that Seattle judges decide our national security policy?
chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
it s been sixteen years since i watched a small group of illegal immigrants steal four airliners and kill almo
It's been sixteen years since I watched a small group of illegal immigrants steal four airliners and kill almost 3,000 of my fellow citizens
chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
bcwilliams92 i remember when democrats set a bunch of people on fire because of how they practiced their relig
@bcwilliams92
I remember when Democrats set a bunch of people on fire because of how they practiced their religion.
chairman oohmowmow
Chairmnoomowmow
we want your tax returns madame speaker whats good for one is good for all equal justice and all that lets fin
We want your tax returns, Madame Speaker. What’s good for one is good for all. Equal justice and all that. Let’s find out how a servant of the people like yourself, came to live on a vineyard.
#SaturdayMorning #NancysReturns
#BarTabNancy #PrivateJetNancy https://t.co/nhMesTnGGb
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Total(1) => 0.11285305023193 f_f_QM(2) => 0.089142084121704 indS(2) => 0.051214218139648 indM(2) => 0.036057949066162 indM_1(2) => 0.0025320053100586 indM_2(2) => 0.00075984001159668 indM_4(2) => 0.0025439262390137 indM_5(2) => 0.0059502124786377 indM_6(2) => 0.0012609958648682 indM_7(2) => 0.0050258636474609 indM_8(2) => 0.0010659694671631 indM_9(2) => 0.0086510181427002 indM_10(2) => 0.0080010890960693 f_f_pTL(2) => 0.021884918212891 f_f_dT(20) => 0.021394491195679