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hey i want to write a buddy comedy cartoon treatment and cast jared kushner amp patrick mahomes to do the
Hey @MAURICELAMARCHE ...
I want to write a buddy comedy cartoon treatment ... and cast Jared Kushner & Patrick Mahomes to do the #voiceovers.
#Happy420 💨 #RGBposse
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there is nothing like the live experience tonight 2 shows april 26 amp 27
There is nothing like the LIVE experience!!! #joinme
tonight @zaniesnashville
2 shows! 🎭😂
... 🎤 #California
April 26 & 27 @OntarioImprov
#getyourtickets 🎫 🎫
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if a dude is 77 years old and there is a spa video of you with a young woman and a viable erection robert kraf
If a dude is 77 YEARS OLD ... and there is a spa video of you with a young woman and a viable erection ... Robert Kraft should leak that shit to the media HIMSELF! Start your own #orchidsofasia YouTube channel. #Lemons2Lemonade #KraftdashianStyle #ownit
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thanks to for bringin me to work and thanks 4 joining me oh and thanks to fridays really great audiences amp s
Thanks to @AmericanAir for bringin’ me to work, and thanks @miacomedy 4 joining me 🤧 #alwayshilarious ... OH, and thanks to Friday’s really great #Nashville audiences. #humbled
@zaniesnashville & staff ... you rock‼️
2 shows Saturday.
AND a 6:00 AM #sunrise show Sunday. 😝
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i just turned on the tv and heard the word bullshit twice in less than a minute on the fuking news i wish lenn
I just turned on the TV and heard the word “bullshit” twice in less than a minute ... on the fu*king news! I wish Lenny Bruce could see us now. 😂
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coming to nashville now zaniesnashville standupcomedy april 19 amp 20
Coming To #Nashville 🃏 NOW!
⁦@zaniesnashville⁩ #standupcomedy
April 19 & 20 🎤
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this photo is already 22 hours old which means it technically qualifies as a throwback pic
This photo is already 22 hours old, which means it technically qualifies as a throwback pic. @georgelopez #tbt #ThrowbackThursday 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
#woofwoofwoof
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whos having the worst daypresident donald trump or wendy williams husband kevin hunter
Who’s having the worst day?President Donald Trump ... or Wendy Williams husband, Kevin Hunter!?
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preps for standup return ahead of coming to america 2 get your tickets
🎤 #ArsenioHall Preps for #Nashville Standup Return Ahead of 'Coming to America 2'
🤡 ⁦@zaniesnashville⁩
Get your tickets!!! https://t.co/vCIOBw27C6
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slangin jokes and hanging out with friday im headed to april 19 amp 20 and zo is off to philly get your ticket
Slangin’ jokes and hanging out with @AlonzoBodden. ( @FlappersComedy ) Friday I’m headed to @zaniesnashville April 19 & 20. And “ZO” is off to @HeliumComedy Philly. Get your tickets! 🎤🔥 #standupcomedy 🃏

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charlie murphy was laid to rest in nyc and his memorial service looked like a comedy hall of fame rip
"Charlie Murphy was laid to rest in NYC and his memorial service looked like a 🎤comedy hall of fame". RIP🙏🏾
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enough be mad at me if you want but we as a nation must stop letting do the tributes to great black music lege
Enough‼️ Be mad at me if you want. But, we as a nation ... must stop letting #Madonna do the tributes to great black music legends. First there was that Billboard debacle to Prince. And NOW ... Madonna babbling about Madonna, in that faux #MTVVMAS#Aretha tribute”. #nomore 😡
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we can t elect a man who is obsessed with hate for rosie o donnell you never hear putin bring up yakov smirno
🇺🇸 We can't elect a man who is obsessed with hate for Rosie O'Donnell. You never hear Putin bring up Yakov Smirnoff in a political debate.
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laugh every chance you get in 2019 there is no greater gift than laughter eddiemurphy happy new year
Laugh every chance you get in 2019. 😂 There is no
greater gift than laughter! ( #EddieMurphy )
Happy New Year 🎉🍾
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what does trump know about black neighborhoods because you can see harlem from your living room in the tower d
What does Trump know about black neighborhoods!? Because you can see Harlem from your living room in the tower, doesn't make you a expert.
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i m sure you all have heard the great new arsenio news by now i m joining pop group doing a official photo ses
I'm sure you all have heard the great new Arsenio-news by now! I'm joining pop group . Doing a official photo session tomorrow.
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say what you want but justin bieber and rick rubin together is a stroke of genius itunes can have my 1299 now
Say what you want, but Justin Bieber and Rick Rubin together ... is a stroke of genius! iTunes can have my $12.99 now, in advance.
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peep my girls fifthharmony tonight politics free just lots of good music
Peep my girls @FifthHarmony! TONIGHT. Politics free! Just lots of good music!
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check yourself before you wreck yourself
Check yourself, before you wreck yourself!
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momma named him klay immo call him klay what a fantastic game warriors win it s going to seven
"Momma named him KLAY, immo call him Klay"! What a FANtastic game. @warriors win! It's going to SEVEN.
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