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i will never understand why people rail against creators writers of shows they claim to love because they didn
I will never understand why people rail against creators/writers of shows they claim to love because they didn’t get the ending they wanted. You can say you didn’t like it, of course. But to be angry at someone else’s decision for fictional characters THEY created? Stop.
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dude i was in the tunnel when floyd came down screaming i still can hear it
Dude. I was in the tunnel when Floyd came down screaming. I still can hear it.
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bb21 season has been completely asi9 and 6ening but at least theres no in game cash
#BB21 season has been completely asi9 and 6ening. But at least there’s no in-game cash. 🙄
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what if you took all of the best things from two of my favorite shows of all time lost twin peaks and then mix
What if you took all of the best things from two of my favorite shows of all time (LOST, Twin Peaks) and then mixed in perfect casting and stunning cinematography? You get #Dark. Cannot recommend more highly.
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not saying im in favor of piracy but getting a chance to see recordings of original broadway casts especially
Not saying I’m in favor of piracy, but getting a chance to see recordings of original Broadway casts (especially after they’ve all moved on) only makes me more likely to see those shows live. Shows should routinely record and release these on their own.
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me watching chris archer this last inning as his fantasy point total suddenly goes south batter by batter
Me, watching Chris Archer this last inning as his fantasy point total suddenly goes south, batter by batter:
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i wasn t planning to watch all of all the way through yesterday but as someone who was the age of those kids i
I wasn't *planning* to watch all of #StrangerThings3 all the way through yesterday, but as someone who was the age of those kids in 1985, it was impossible for me to stop once I started.
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just got back from my local july 4th parade still trying to reconcile the church group who decided to march dr
Just got back from my local July 4th parade. Still trying to reconcile the church group who decided to march dressed as the Avengers, including Thor, while holding signs declaring allegiance to only one god.

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@AJMass 3 years
thank you guys for taking the time to listen and clearly a lot of you did jopinionated okbjgm jrothenbergtv
Thank you guys for taking the time to listen - and clearly a lot of you did! @jopinionated @OKBJGM @JRothenbergTV
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thoughts and prayers are what politicians offer to make themselves feel better after not actually doing enough
"Thoughts and prayers" are what politicians offer to make themselves feel better after not actually doing enough to prevent these incidents.
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remember that time in the 9th inning when craig kimbrel served up a walkoff hr to aaron judge but just as he b
Remember that time in the 9th inning when Craig Kimbrel served up a walkoff HR to Aaron Judge but just as he began his trot, the HR was waived off because Alex Cora had quietly stood next to the third base ump and called time out just before the pitch? Yeah, me neither.
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if your initial reaction to orlando news is to crow about how this proves your candidate is the best you re do
If your initial reaction to Orlando news is to crow about how this proves your candidate is the best, you're doing "human being" wrong.
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stay classy seattle
Stay classy, Seattle.
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again if we lose arya tonight ill be sad if lady mormont dies we riot
Again, if we lose Arya tonight, I’ll be sad. If Lady Mormont dies, we riot.
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ive always said no fg time out in last five seconds of play clock you want to ice the kicker fine but not as a
I’ve always said no FG time out in last five seconds of play clock. You want to ice the kicker, fine. But not as a “gotcha” last-second strategy.
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oh captain my captain now is the time lgm
Oh captain, my captain. Now is the time. #LGM
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@AJMass 3 years
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just a thought lexa fans how would she have responded to your continued quest for revenge bloodmustnothavebloo
Just a thought, Lexa fans. How would she have responded to your continued quest for revenge? #BloodMustNOTHaveBlood #The100
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jopinionated jo is strong and doesn t need me to defend her but i find it very eye opening that only one of us
@jopinionated Jo is strong and doesn't need me to defend her, but I find it very eye-opening that only one of us is getting hate.
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