today for my job i wrote a story about a viral cow dunking on a congressman who sued over a human centipede me
Today for my job, I wrote a story about a viral cow dunking on a congressman who sued over a human centipede meme, then Larry the Cable Guy tweeted at me to shut up and "eat a pot chocolate" because I wrote about his part in a presidential QAnon tweet is the LSD working yet
say scientists among other insights gained after a large vat of lsd overturned in the lab also discovered hum
... say scientists — among other insights gained — after a large vat of LSD overturned in the lab. Also discovered: humans are just sentient sponges, drywall tastes like a marshmallow and gravity is real. The last point remains heavily debated.